im alive i think

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai I'm skipping class and bored and have nothing to do but sit here and abuse school computers for another hourrrrrrrr

JANUARY
this new years was fucking stupid.

FEBRUARY
Yesterday was a snow day!

MARCH
Is it just me or is it totally creepy for a 23-year-old to go around telling people "I'm going to fuck your pretty little friend" when the "pretty little friend" in question is me?

APRIL
IT'S SEVANTY ONE DAGREEZ

OH YA

MAY
i smashed my fucking car.

JUNE
It's 7:30, I'm at MAddy's and I still haven't gone to sleep :(

JULY
yhi everyone im mady i'm prety drunk right now lmao i awent to randreas rparty earlier but i didnt get to stay for drinks

AUGUST
NEWAYZ uhhh it really blows not having a computer and I have to spend the $250 my grandparents gave me for graduation on a laptop for school D<

SEPTEMBER
Sooooooo I have been pretty scarce around here because of my ~lack of computer~, but now I have one. YUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

OCTOBER
(none)

NOVEMBER
YES WE DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (with more sparkles and large font)

DECEMBER
I'VE GOT YOU NOW, MUSLINTERRORIST!!!

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Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In January I bought porn for freedom74 (-10 points). In February I didn't flush (-1 points). In September I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In November I committed genocide... Sorry about that, flirts (-5000 points). In May I gave aviis a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-4316 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, kyelle

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I'VE GOT YOU NOW, MUSLINTERRORIST!!!

I've spent the last 5 hours watching True Blood lmfao. THESE VAMPIRES THEY DO NOT SPARKLE~ :( :( :( :( what is the world anyway everyone is like ~homigod sexy vampires~ but almost everyone on that show is like supremely unattractive so idek

Uh... yeah idk

OMG DUDEMAN I AM AT MY FRIENDS HOUSE AND I WAS TOTALLY JUST LIKE IN THE BATHROOM AND ALL OF THE SUDDEN I SEE ~SOMETHING FAMILIAR~ STICKING OUT FROM A PILE OF CLOTHES AND IT'S THIS SHIRT I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR FOR LIKE FOREVER HAHAHAH AWESOME I AM HAPPY. Of course this is the location of the party where I made that fucking retarded drunk voice post so I'm guessing it happened then since that was the last time I was here HMMMMMMM. Note to self never wear nice clothes when alcohol is involved again

This seriously has no point other than that whores are sleeeeeeeping and I'm all alooooooooone

Hallo.

I have just purchased a ( a SUPER SAXY NEW WINTER COAT )I have not had a new one in five years, and being that I live in the arctic tundra of Michigan, this is significant. Please ignore the faded purpleness on this picture, I am not being ~trendy photoshopper~ but instead this camera has never quite been the same since Kristy's grad party when I got way too drunk and left it in the rain and also used it while jumping into the pool fully clothed. But let's not talk about that right now, that's beside the point.

Also, I went to the Obama rally downtown today. It was pretty cool, I've never been to something like that before! I got me a bumper sticker and registered some voters, so now I can feel like an ~accomplished citizen~. Or whatever.

My camera died before any of the actual EVENTS because I'm a lameass like that, but hey.

( wutev )

Sooooooo I have been pretty scarce around here because of my ~lack of computer~, but now I have one. YUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

I've started school, and I have to say, my schedule is pretty awesome. Four classes, Antropology 101, a sociology class about modern social problems, two lit classes (African American and Drama... ew) DESPITE THE FACT THAT I ALREADY HAVE A LIT CREDIT AND A COMP CREDIT FROM MY PERFECT SCORE ON THE AP EXAM BUT WHATEVER I WILL NEVER HAVE TO TAKE LIT AGAIN 4 SURE.

Anyway, I'm at school from 3-6 on Monday, 3-4 on Tuesday, 3-9 on Wednesday and 3-4 on Thursday, with no awkward long breaks between classes or anything. The shitty thing is that on Wednesday I don't exactly have time to eat anything in that six hours, save random snacking in class, and I'm starving through that last three-hour lecture D: Mostly, though, I am happy that I have been able to maintain my summer schedule of staying up late and sleeping in without consequence in school! It's like every night is a weekend, seriously. I LOVE IT. Until I get a job, but no one seems too keen on hiring me anyway. I'm giving up until I turn 18 in November.

Speaking of November, I am so fucking pissed that the election is happening RIGHT BEFORE YM DAMN BIRTHDAY OH MYGOD I WANT TO VOTE SO BAD PLZ GOD NO SARAH PALIN EVAR. :( srsly I got so enraged typing that see all those typos I HATE HER

Newaiz, I'm supposed to be finishing this novel that I was supposed to be reading for the last three weeks except I just bought it today so I need to finish before class tomorrow LOLOOPS PROCRASTINATION

FELIVIA KEEPS TELLIBG EVERYONE I THONK THEYRE SECY AND TEDLLIBG THEM TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WTF wtf no capslock buuuuut ong i dont want this once u am sober ian going to have amdss to deeal with ahhhh

yhi everyone im mady i'm prety drunk right now lmao i awent to randreas rparty earlier but i didnt get to stay for drinks

i drank beer and klollaid isnt that the fuckinest classiest thing up hae every herd of!? hahaha ok well i thought it was funny haha ok

i want s asd

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“Hey I'm just testing to make sure that my voice texting works with my new phone number cos I just added it and I just wanna make sure it works so ___ I will probably delete it. Also ___ you should probably try it it's never worked for me before cos ___ was a bitch. It's like alright I think I fairly touched the switch, I should probably hang out before I make a fool out of myself. Goodbye.” Auto-Transcribed Voice Post - spoken through SpinVox

WELL I WAS GOING TO DELETE IT BUT THE AUTOTRANSCRIPTION MADE ME LOL SO NEVERMIND.

BTW, "FAIRLY TOUCHED THE SWITCH" = "THOROUGHLY TESTED THIS FEATURE".

BESIDES MY BITCHING ABOUT PROM, I AM PRETTY SURE I DID WELL ON BOTH AP CALC AND LIT! :D

I also participated in EVERYONE WRITE "THIS IS SPARTA" ON YOUR AP EXAMS. I hope the graders get a kick out of a million Through the use of lofty and almost mystical imagery, Keats manages to effectively convey THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!! the human fear of feeling insignificant. Or perhaps f''(x) = sin(pi)(X²)(THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!) - cos X.


THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!The Petrarchan form of the sonnet allows...

I mean, it's more entertaining than the whole "GIANT IDFK" fiasco on the government free response last year.

IT'S SEVANTY ONE DAGREEZ

OH YA